Friday 16th January

I am actually getting quite concerned now and may need to seek medical advise and get some sort of help. You see something really quite strange and rather weird is starting to happen. I am having real concerns that maybe, just maybe I might be turning into a bloody vampire. Well you see it started with me biting my nieces cheek off, and then a few nights after that a very tall man in just his boxer shorts broke into my house and chewed my hand completely off. Then blow me last night I was an apprentice mechanic working in a garage on London road, and my main duties there were chopping up human bodies and eating them. What the hell is this drug that my hubby is willingly injecting in my tummy every morning? And that’s another thing Ross is getting so good at it now that he must be enjoying it.
I’m that concerned that I am turning into some sort of vampire freak that I’m thinking garlic would be good today, garlic on everything, and a pink coffin to sleep in might be more appropriate. The night sweats were horrendous last night, to the point where my hair was dripping and my face was ruby red and the left over make up was sliding down my face, ooohhh very attractive. Despite my very busy night of eating people and sweating like a pig all over the bed I actually feel pretty god dam good today and the injection was a piece of cake, and still NO bleeding. Yes I think I’ve got away with it, yes yes yes. I feel good.